crab liker purely (dys)functional h*skell programmer tweets too bad to represent any real or hypothetical employer 🏳️🌈 ∪ 🏳️⚧️ ∪ white // she/her
Joined August 2013
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currently researching options for having a programmer jailed
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this is my opinion on null-terminated strings. full stop. end of story.
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All this trans representation and visibility and corporate cashing-in and you still can't find a company that makes women's size 13 shoes.
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Guy Steele tried to fix this by bootstrapping English first: invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=_ahvzDzK…
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Thank you so much to the absolutely amazing @Lizexis for making this real! I'm so excited to be able to meet so cool and skilled people though this site that indulge me with my crap :D
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crashing the continuous integration server by uploading the dirichlet function
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I prefer to block liberally - if I don't want to see your shit, why would I let you continue to post it under my tweets for my followers to see?
I prefer the mute to the block, only because there's no satisfaction for the other party in the mute. Come, come scream into my void. Wander aimlessly in my kingdom of silence.
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Men: do not use our shared interest in technical shit as a segue to flirt with me it's weird.
Queer women: please do exactly this oh my God. And be clear that you're doing it because otherwise I'll be too scared to transgress an imagined wall of peer professionalism. Sit on me.
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it helps that between all of the cis white computer boys in san francisco there are only like five different first names
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update: i had to fix a bug in a dependency, but it involved figuring out some galaxy brain API design on the part of some extremely haskell monad infested stuff, my haskell-language-server broke on that file only, and ghc errors are just "lol"
gave up on the bug
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"you said you had experience programming SoCs?"
uhhh yeah, uh, sure
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