crab liker purely (dys)functional h*skell programmer tweets too bad to represent any real or hypothetical employer 🏳️‍🌈 ∪ 🏳️‍⚧️ ∪ white // she/her

Joined August 2013
functional as in programming, not as in human
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Replying to @myrrlyn @mycoliza
currently researching options for having a programmer jailed
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this is my opinion on null-terminated strings. full stop. end of story.
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All this trans representation and visibility and corporate cashing-in and you still can't find a company that makes women's size 13 shoes.
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Today's gender is mischievous and happy.
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analog devices doesn't want you to know this
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Thank you so much to the absolutely amazing @Lizexis for making this real! I'm so excited to be able to meet so cool and skilled people though this site that indulge me with my crap :D
Replying to @ImogenBits
red pandas teaching turing machines by rolling around and getting tangled in the tapes
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crashing the continuous integration server by uploading the dirichlet function
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I prefer to block liberally - if I don't want to see your shit, why would I let you continue to post it under my tweets for my followers to see?
I prefer the mute to the block, only because there's no satisfaction for the other party in the mute. Come, come scream into my void. Wander aimlessly in my kingdom of silence.
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Men: do not use our shared interest in technical shit as a segue to flirt with me it's weird. Queer women: please do exactly this oh my God. And be clear that you're doing it because otherwise I'll be too scared to transgress an imagined wall of peer professionalism. Sit on me.
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it helps that between all of the cis white computer boys in san francisco there are only like five different first names
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update: i had to fix a bug in a dependency, but it involved figuring out some galaxy brain API design on the part of some extremely haskell monad infested stuff, my haskell-language-server broke on that file only, and ghc errors are just "lol" gave up on the bug
Replying to @whitequark
is this subtweeting ghc because it feels like it's subtweeting ghc
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it was marked "easy first issue", which would only be true if you have seven PhDs in the haskell type system, know someone likewise, or hate yourself enough to go on #​haskell on freenode and get socratic method'd to the brink of tears or told you're incompetent
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Replying to @winocm @whitequark
cat ears injection please
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Life of a vulnerability reaearcher
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"you said you had experience programming SoCs?" uhhh yeah, uh, sure
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is she, you know, a friend of itanium?
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